Author: Kathryn VanArendonk / Source: Vulture
The first part of last night’s Bachelor finale was some of the scariest stuff the show has ever given us, assuming that by scary you mean “literal horror-movie tropes” rather than “contestants who are racist or so unhinged that it does seem like they could kill someone.
”The beginning of the episode showed the Bachelor crew members hunting for Colton in the Portugal countryside like he was a serial killer on the loose. (Or like they were searching for a lost dog, given how much time they spent yelling, “Colton! Colton!” into the night.)
We watched as vans pulled up slowly next to creepily lit hotels, afraid of spooking their prey.
We watched the team mobilize, discussing strategy and identifying the target.
We watched from inside pursuit vehicles, while the producer-hunters discussed how easily Colton could’ve disappeared behind the roads’ tall stone fences.
Finally, as the situation escalated, the hunters were forced to discuss exigent circumstances.
That’s when things got very scary.
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