When the creators of the 911 emergency network gave their phone number out to the entire USA they had no idea how many stupid people they’d have to deal with, or how much dumber callers would become over time.
Me: 911, where do you need assistance?
This guy won’t sell me beer.
Drunk guy: At the convenient store.
Me: Ok, why not?
Drunk guy: I can’t show him my ID because I am not 21.
Me: Without an ID the clerk can not sell to you, especially if you are under age.
Drunk Guy: But other clerks let me bribe them before. I told him that and he still won’t take my bribe and sell to me. Make him take the bribe!
Me: We won’t force the clerk to accept your bribe. And definitely won’t let him sell to a minor. Do you want to wait there and I can have an officer come talk to you in person?
Drunk Guy: Yea, I will…
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