Open mouth, insert foot. 29 cringe-worthy comments:
1. STD, duh
Female flatmate: “You’ll never guess what I got from my (personal) trainer today!”
Me: “Syphilis?”
I don’t know why I said it and the look of rage on her face still haunts me almost 10 years on.
2. oops
I once said to a girl ‘I’m gonna punch you straight in the ovaries’ just for a laugh, it was a line id heard in a film…. Unbeknownst to me, she had had her ovaries removed due to ovarian cancer.
3. RIP
I work as a bagger in a grocery store. After finishing bagging a very old woman’s order, I told her to rest in peace instead of have a goodnight.
I have no idea why, either…She was furious.
4. Very insensitive
We went to the movies and the lady that takes your ticket and rips it in half did it very swiftly with just one hand, so I say “wow, impressive one-handed skills!” and walk away. When we were at a safe distance, husband tells me I failed to notice she only had one arm.
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