Author: Matt Gilligan / Source: did you know?
Oh snap! Have you ever had a comeback so perfect and timely that it left your adversary completely speechless? And then you were really proud of yourself?
These AskReddit users sure have, and they were nice enough to share them with all of us.
1. The belt story
“I went to catholic high school and had to wear a belt every day as part of the uniform.
One day I had forgotten the belt, and the vice principal, who was a very heavy man had caught me. He said, “Excuse me young man, I can’t see your belt.” I stopped in my tracks and said “Yeah? I can’t see yours either.’ I was on the receiving end of 5 days detention for that one.”
2. Yale
“Not me, but I was there for it.
Doing early document research way down in the basement of a big law firm. Working on a medical malpractice defense. This case involved where a guy went into an urgent care complaining about frequent urination, doctor ran a few tests, prescribed him some medication for BPH and let him go. Eventually goes to another Dr (I think it was like a year later). He has prostate cancer and it’s spread, by this stage it’s inoperable. 95% of the time these cases are just grieving families channeling their anger inappropriately.
Anyway, going through docs with me and 2 colleagues, let’s call them Brad and Amy. Amy looks at some report and is like “Yeah, our doctor is in the wrong here. This…
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